i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
it's like heaven, but drunker
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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