why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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