piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I cockslap morals
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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