And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
...so i touched it.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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