He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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