id be glad to
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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