With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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