Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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