I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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