i think i have herpe
just one?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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