people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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