going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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