Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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