girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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