It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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