I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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