where am i from again
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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