Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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