found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
