HIV tests are more positive than that guy
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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