Need sex. Gaining weight.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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