We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
