She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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