is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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