it was like his penis was on wheels.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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