garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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