how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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