i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
i think im in europe. pls send help
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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