are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
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When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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