apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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