Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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