i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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