That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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