At least make sure they are 18
Why
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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