remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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