Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
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I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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