The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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