It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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