even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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