Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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