so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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