He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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