i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Terrible idea I love it
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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