its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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