You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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