For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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