I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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