Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize