sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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