too bad you live with your parents still
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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