somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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