ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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