And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
