if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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